To Douche or Not To Douche. That is the Question
2009 July 9
Expanding on the previously posted theorem that there are two kinds of men in this world, cologne versus no-cologne….
Cologne doused men are 90% more likely to be randomly accused of being a douche bag.
Non-cologners are 90% more likely to go hiking on weekends.
Highly perfumed men are more likely to shop Italian made, customizing leather seats of newly leased Porsche and flirting with skirts, opportunistic blonds charming for a gram.
Non-cologne men are more likely to forget to use deodorant whats-so-ever, firmly believing a Patagonia fleece pullover passes as Friday night fashion, he’s 99% micro brewed, and the only time you can bet dollar on him talking feelings is in reference to his favorite overtime shot heard around the world.
A thoughtsicle for you – which type gets laid more? Aaa “laid more,” what an antiquated thing to say. Shall we say, hay-rolling? Bush trolling? Love falling? Sack attacking? Frisky on the horizontal-ing? (personally, that’s my favorite).
Ya dig? Oh yes you do. I know you do.
Next we may explore … “there are two types of women, the type that falls for cologne dosed men and those who fall for the non-ers.” Guess which I am? xo-mo
