Detox-sicle

Todays Detox-sicle!
6 kiwi’s
1 lemon
Toss in a juicer. Sling back. Drink in hopes that it will eradicate your weekends debaucheries which may or may not of including excessive open bar drinking, obliquely lying to officers of the law and getting away with more than should of been allowed, noshing late day pancakes, lots of pancakes, who ever said brunch couldn’t start at 5pm on a Sunday?
This detox-sicle juicer is like a naked pole dance on the tongue. It’s awesome. Spunky, tenderly sweet, with a peppery punch from the black seeds in kiwi’s. Kiwi’s are loaded with C, antioxidants (read, anti-aging), phytonutrients and properties that have been shown to help with lung health (weekend smokers, holla’).
xomo
